Yesterday Michal asked if I would write her a letter of recommendation. Of course I obliged. But I couldn't resist in writing a funny one too...here is the "fake" letter:
to whom it may concern,
I strongly recommend Michal Sanford as a candidate for employment at your organization. Michal has been a doting and loyal assistant for the last two years. Michal works well for little to no pay and almost no positive reinforcement. Michal has been my unpaid personal assistant since 2008.
Michal Sandford has strong communication skills and can scrub a kitchen spotless. She presents a polished and professional appearance that can only be achieved by the "hour after shower" ritual. She constantly exceeds in visual beauty and is a strong advocate for scarves. Michal is a self starter and her daily responsibilities include but are not limited to, cooking her own meals, advocating literature, attending to the personal care of Chaucer bear and Ellie the elephant, exceeding 90 point words in "words with friends," gluing paper, sealing envelopes, making coffee, napping and wearing cute boots.
Michal would be an excellent candidate for the menial tasks you would rather not perform yourself. I strongly recommend her for a position with high responsibility and low pay. if you have any further questions about Michal's qualifications please don't hesitate to contact me.
ha ha. We giggled for quite a while :)
Tomorrow you better grab a hot beverage and be ready for some amazing inspiration. We have our first guest designer tomorrow and I CAN'T WAIT!! Here are some teasers:
Have you figured out who it is yet? See you tomorrow for the full reveal, along with our regular designer Wednesday!